First Class Funk – 🎟️🧄 – Platinum Label Collection

Loud, funky, and unapologetically potent—First Class Funk is a heavy indica bred from GMO × Jet Fuel Gelato. Hand-selected for Bleezies’ Platinum Label Collection, this cut delivers chunky, resin-soaked buds reeking of garlic funk, diesel fuel, and creamy chem. The high lands fast and hard, wrapping the mind in hazy euphoria while melting the body into deep, heavy sedation.

😴 Effects & Uses

Expect a strong cerebral fog 🌫️, full-body melt 🛋️, and long-lasting relief that hits from head to toe. Perfect for:

• Nighttime use, stress relief, and knocking out chronic aches 🌙💤

• Heavy anxiety, pain, or insomnia 🌿🧸

• Connoisseurs chasing extreme funk and knockout potency 🧄⛽

👃 Aroma & Flavor

Savory garlic funk 🧄, gassy jet fuel ⛽, creamy chem 🌬️, and dank earthy spice 🌿 — bold, savory, and unforgettable.

✨First Class Funk – savage funk terps, platinum potency, and elite-level sedation.✨